Gu Kailu was ready. Three crates of water, a jumbo box of jelly beans and twelve crates of  Coke. That should last him through a weekend marathon session of World of Warcraft. He hoped his mother wouldn’t ruin everything by, like, asking him to come up for dinner.

He’d wear his big, noise-cancelling headphones, he decided. He had gold to farm.

Awesome Mop photo courtesy of  Selly