Gao Qiang laughed (a little too loudly) at his friends’ jokes. He could never admit to them that the proprietor of the antler store knew him by name; that he even kept an account there; that his beautiful wife wouldn’t have bore him his four (very expensive) sons if it weren’t for the aphrodisiac antler tea he drank before bed every night.

Awesome mop photo and caption by emmaindalian